eric metaxas

Ah, me. I have found, through a friend's email list, the genius that is Eric Metaxas. I will be getting his books as soon as I can, and highly recommend looking through his website. Poetry, essays, humor, all written by an intelligent, likable Christian. One of his essays is particularly brilliant, as he adopts the persona of Screwtape writing to Wormwood about the DaVinci Code. Considering how much I loathe, despise, and abhor the Code for its fiendish lies, patronizing "feminist" malarkey, complete ignorance of art history and unbridled hatred for the Church, this essay was like a breath of fresh air. Even if it did come from the 9th circle.

Below is an excerpt page from Don't You Believe It! An actual parody, which has the same type of laughably ridiculous assertions found in the DVC, but it's actually funny.